Little Red Riding Hank from Todric's Twists

Once upon a time ago,in a land where women sounded something like this(Todric is telling not me and seriously he likes annoying people) you little boy,go and do this job.You ahh,go and cook dinner. So little red riding Hank was told by his mum to bring a.........is it sweets..is it chocolates???..............it was a a present,a bright red one rto his Grandpapapa. Little Red Riding Hank was told not to go along the Mountain(I dunno Todric decided about this,I personally thought it should be strangers but there he goes).

So Little Red Riding Hank went along the forest path used by the ancient to the modern. The path was taking such a long time that he decided to go up the hill.There he saw a figure standing,tall, and dark,towering over Little Red Riding Hank,he went closer only to see that it was Golem. Golem was obsessed about presents,even going as far as saying PRESENTSSSS!!!!PRRRREEEESSEENNTSS!!! So Golem said to Little Red Riding Hank, can I have that present?. Little Red Riding Hank said NO. Golem then asked Little Red Riding Hank where was he headed."Im headed to my Grandpapapa's house,dawg"

 So he went of in the direction of his Grandpapapa's house.The Golem then headed down a shorter path and fought with Grandpapapa,who almost won but this back had an ache.The Golem then hid him in theeee(ewwww.......Todric.........Hush.......im telling the story..............)The toiletbowl.Golem then hid on Grandpapapa's bed.Little Red Riding Hank then came over,KNOCK!KNOCK!KNOCK!

"Who's there?" said Golem. "Yo Grandpapapa, aint Grandma at the market for a week?"  "Urrm yes,come in"replied the Golem. "All right Grandpapapa,Grandpapapa why are you wearing a dress?" asked Little Red Riding Hank. "To dance with you"answered the Golem. "But Grandpapapa,you were supposed to do the yo,diggidy dog dance with me not some strange dance.Anyways why is your face so round and wrinkly,I mea your face was round and wrinkly before but not this old and round and wrinkly" "That's it im gonna trash you and get that present."

So it was a desperate fight but Little Red Riding Hank had an idea that was to call "WOLF!!!WLF!!!WOLF!!!"Then a figure arrived,tall,brave,dark and handsome,the Big Black Wolf who had fierce sharp teeth,razor sharp claws and of course a breath which was as bad as daisies. The Big Black wolf then fought with the Golem.Little Red Riding Hank then came with a pan. BANG. "Thanks Little Red Riding Hank for helping me whack Big Black Wolf" BANG Golem then fell down into a pit filled with sewerage and trash(Talk about what goes around comes around).The Big Black Wolf then launches a Nick with a bear skin to chase the Golem away. They then went to get Grandpapapa out of the toiletbowl and when they opened up the present,they found.........soap....(lame Todric)............... "You should have just given Golem this useless thing" "Yes Grandpapapa."

The End