The Suicidal Chicken

This is a tale about a chicken who's very unknown to many yet well known to others.It depends on your view.The chicken should be regarded as Florentine.This chicken wishes to end its life filled of misery and depression.

But how how was a chicken to end its misery."Ah what if I stopped Laying eggs,then i shall surely be killed.But wait I can jump off the roof."Ah to what a climb Florentine had done.However when she was about to jump Henry the rooster pulled her saying "What you want to replace me in my mourning of my family who has died.No you shall not.Now get off."

So poor Florentine went down to a river.There a beaver who went by the name of Barnes stopped the poor chicken with a word of misery deeply wrought in it."I have seen my brother die in this river therefore I wish to build a home which shall slow the flow of the river"

Florentine now found a hole on top of the mountain which she decided to jump in and get killed by.This time however a dog tried to stop her.But the poor dog fell in the hole.Florentine tried to help the dog out but a cow pulled her away from the hole.She tried and tried to save the dog but it was always stopped by the cow,who thought she was trying to kill herself.

Now what happened to the mutt?Well it died a slow painful death for trying to save the chicken.When it was found flies,worms and even ants were taking it's flesh.Eventually no one wished to visit that hole for the chicken started a fire,A FIRE WHICH HAS NEVER DIED AND WILL NEVER DIE,FOR IT IS THE VOLCANO,hahahahahaha.Hope you enjoyed this odd tale.