Weee ill try the point of view of an old man.......

Well this could be hard so work with me okay.........ive really only could talk to old women,old men were always amusing in some way.........some were just plain rude but ill try guessing how the old me will be like..........i hope im wrong

Well now sonny come here,while i tell you what is the meaning of life.What is the meaning of life???huh old man???Well it is simple,find a girl and look at her eyes then look at a bar of chocolate and think which is better?Once you are done then come back.You are one weird old men.......fine ill do it since you are crazy......and have alzheimers.....so you probably wont remember...Hey boy come here I want to tell you the meaning of life........look at a girl then look at a chocolate then tell me whihc is better?Sigh ill just do it at the rate he's asking me........